男人呀﹗男人﹗...你還好嗎?

你們真是很可怕呀﹗

>>『 寫的真好~~~ !!!真不知寫下這篇文章的人是男是女

>>太精采了~~漂亮~~~`

>> >>Men Are Hard To Pleased

>>男人很難取悅!!

>> >>The problems with GUYS:

>>男人的問題是：

>> >>If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

>>如果妳對他好，他說妳愛上他了．

>> >>If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

>>對他不好，他說妳驕傲．

>> >>If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

>>如果妳穿得很漂亮，他說你企圖誘惑他．

>>If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

>>如果不，他說妳是鄉下來的

>> >>If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

>>如果跟他理論，他說妳固執

>> >>If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

>>如果妳沈默，他說妳沒大腦！

>>If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

>>如果妳比他聰明，他沒面子

>> >>If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

>>如果他比你聰明，他很棒！

>> >>If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

>>如果妳不愛他，他想擁有妳

>> >>If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?)

>>如果妳愛他，他試著離開妳．

>> >>If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;

>>如果妳不跟他做愛，他說妳不愛他

>> >>If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

>>如果跟他做，他說你是賤貨！

>> >>If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;

>>如果妳告訴他妳的問題，他說妳麻煩

>> >>If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

>>如果不，他說妳不信任他

>> >>If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

>>如果妳罵他，妳好像他奶媽

>> >>If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

>>如果他罵妳，是表示他“關心”妳

>> >>If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

>>如果妳沒有守承諾，妳是不可信的人

>> >>If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so

>>如果他不守承諾，他是不得以的

>> >>If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

>>如果妳吸煙，妳是壞女人

>> >>If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

>>如果他吸煙，他是紳士

>> >>If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

>>如果妳考試成績好，他說是運氣

>> >>If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

>>如果他考得好，他說是實力！

>> >>If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

>>如果妳傷害他，表示妳很殘忍

>> >>If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

>>如果他傷害妳，表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅！

>>sooo hard to please!!!!!

>>If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not

true....... >>如果你告訴這封信給男生，他們會發誓以上是不正確的．．

>> >>but if u don't they say u are selfish....

>>如果你不告訴給他們，他們說妳自私．．

>> >>The moral of the story is.......

>>以上的故事告訴我們：

>>You Are CRAZY!!

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